"""'Well, Someone's Gotta Play ___,' Screams Frustrated Band Teacher"" (Onion headline)" crossword clue

Let me guess, you have been playing a crossword game and got stuck on the clue """'Well, Someone's Gotta Play ___,' Screams Frustrated Band Teacher"" (Onion headline)". Well, you have come to the right place to find the answer to this clue.

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